Be
sure to read to the end.....
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ... then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ... then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ... then buy a dog.
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?